Making Lemonade - or Omelets

So I'm distressed about losing my hair. (I know, I know - it'll grow back and I already had short hair. I know.) A co-worker has been wearing this hat that I've been admiring. OK, coveting. I was coveting it. I even told her not to leave it lying around if she wanted to keep it. So I had someone make me one just like it, and here it is: